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"you wouldn't download a" trivia (cw: sketchy business practices) having open registrations undermines all the stated values of decentralization that purportedly animate the project...

If you go to, which exists but isn't active until my bank is linked, and click on the help links? it takes you to the "" section.

Yeah, but no, it's called smarthelp. Someone saw this error and registered "selfhelp," and so now when you click for help sending cash to an account in this interim state you're brought to a page to give $2.71 to some random person in Tennessee and I'm *dying*.

Pamela's store at is now open! :flan_hurrah:

Art prints, bookmarks, and stickers are available. They are all great. (Of course they are, @pamela did them).

Art prints and bookmarks are homemade, but very nice homemade. (The bookmarks are especially posh).

International orders please add the $8 shipping item to your cart.

If ordering $35 or more, use 30OFF35 as a discount code. It was meant for stickers, but square is annoying, so everything is (temporarily) on sale!!

STEM, capitalism, hot take 

food (smoothie) 

I'm a smartass 

danj@ modified www/py-requests: Update to py-requests-2.20.1 "Fixed bug with unintended Authorization header stripping for redirects using default ports (http/80, https/443)."

"If there is something you cannot solve or you are unsure about, you just ask for help. Nothing is wrong with a MAINTAINER who
asks for help when he needs it." -Ingo


tech shitpost 

"I wonder," said the robot, "do you think I am human?"
"You feed me, and stroke me, and you are warm to sit on," said the cat.
"Does that make me human?"
"No. But tell me, do you enjoy my company?"
"I do," said the robot.
"That is all I ask of any human," said the cat.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Helloooo, Fediverse! A generous user sponsored these little frens for when your toots just need more aaaaAAaaaa!

:possum_happy: :possum_angry: :possum_hearts: :possum_cursing: :possum_blush:

Copy away, and have fun screaming!

Now we're going to have HTTP/3. I can't wait for HTTP/C

New instance suspension: 

deraadt@ modified sys/dev/wscons/wsmouse.c: in the magical language gcc, adding brackets allows correct code to compile.

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