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Please tell me about yourself if you want to follow me and if I don't know about you, thanks!

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Earlier daddy opened a giant can. I thought I was going to eat wet food for like 3 days.
He said it was not for me but I meowed at him to let him know I knew it was for. He showed me a sample and eww it wasn’t smelling good at all!
I looked at the box and it was written chickpeas but I’ve no idea what it means.

Anyway I was so sad and disappointed :(

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Instead if follow friday we should have friendship friday.
We just tell friends we like them.

Not for them to gain followers, but so they know you care.

A DM, a follower only toot, just so they know

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As people talk about the lottery, please know that poor people know their likelihood of winning is near zero, but so is their likelihood of working their way out of poverty.

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Peertube 1.0 released, but...

Without moderation tools, it's worthless. Seriously. Honestly. It's like when people would slap "Brand XYZ 2000" on stuff back in the 1990's. Version 1.0 is meaningless unless it actually meets consumer needs...

And lacking moderation tools? Yeah, that doesn't meet anyone's needs.

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massively bitter, CW: sexual assault, tech Show more

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deraadt@ modified sys/conf/newvers.sh: we are now working on 6.4-current

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peertube bullshit Show more

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In Spanish, if you end a sentence with the 🙂 emoji, you have to start it with the 🙃 emoji

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Straight Woman Wondering Who’s the Asshole in Lesbian Relationship

> It’s a common misconception that members of gay relationships have to map onto the roles of a straight couple: woman and asshole,” said Acharya. “But neither of us is the asshole; that’s the entire point.

-- reductress.com/post/straight-w

#queerness #shaarlien

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(--) US, personal, society, privilege, racism, long ~3000 chars Show more

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federation bot: just dm me to make me unfollow
me: how about I just defederate with your entire instance
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Girl, are you an utum? Because you are a small brown owl, Ketupa ceylonensis.

My preferred error message on Linux is Show more

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OPENBSD_6_3 danj@ modified devel/git: Update to git-2.16.5 Fixes CVE-2018-17456: marc.info/?l=git&m=15387588891 ok benoit@ kn@

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