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WTF the Human has shitty claws and they’re not even fucking retractable? How can he live with them?

When you’re getting ready to sleep and you wonder if you’ll receive wet food tomorrow

Earlier daddy opened a giant can. I thought I was going to eat wet food for like 3 days.
He said it was not for me but I meowed at him to let him know I knew it was for. He showed me a sample and eww it wasn’t smelling good at all!
I looked at the box and it was written chickpeas but I’ve no idea what it means.

Anyway I was so sad and disappointed :(

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I’m thinking about what the world lacks. And I think it’s wet food.

why does firefox suddenly think I'm French?! It's too late. I can't decipher french at 3am. Help me jean canard

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